When you grow up in a religion you are told that if you pray to God with pure intentions, God helps you out. I would ask Allah for so many interesting things from childhood until apostasy. Here’s a list of things I would ask Allah for (please keep in mind I used to think differently):
- Bless my family, help them make it to heaven
- Show the girl in school I had a crush on the righteous path of Islam so we can maybe be in heaven together.
- If Allah can do anything, he can give me Super Saiyan powers too. So I begged Allah to give me miraculous abilities like the prophets and allow me to become a Super Saiyan.
- Good grades
- Good fortune for family.
- Cure my aunt of her cancer (she wasn’t cured, She died.)
- Help John Kerry beat George Bush in the 2004 elections.
- Leak footage of George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld admitting and laughing about how 9/11 was an inside job just to help them get oil, and obliterate Islam.
- Keep me safe from Shaytan
- Help me get over that crush on that girl because I can’t stop looking at her more than once and that’s Shaytan tempting me
- Help me make it to heaven
- “Take my life tonight. And if you do, take me to heaven.”
- Help me beat my brother in YugiOh Cards
- Allow my mother to have a safe pregnancy
- Let me dream of Muhammed
- I checked out that girl in class. Please forgive me!
- Help me get over these doubts
- Give me the power of teleportation
- Okay, if you convert that hot chick into Islam and let me marry her, I’ll pray forever and will put all my energy into building a mosque.
- Apparently gay people exist. Allah please keep me away from this gay disease
- Allah protect me from Shaytan
- So apparently it’s possible to control air, fire, water, earth the way they do in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Can I get those powers? Come on.
- Allah can I see you? These atheists are messing with my head. I just want to see you. Allah please let me maintain this faith. Allah give me wisdom to convert these atheists.
Can we just enjoy the fact that I asked Allah to give me Super Saiyan powers?
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