The Things I Used To Ask Allah For

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When you grow up in a religion you are told that if you pray to God with pure intentions, God helps you out.  I would ask Allah for so many interesting things from childhood until apostasy.  Here’s a list of things I would ask Allah for (please keep in mind I used to think differently): Click for more!

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My One Year With EXMNA

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Around a year and two days ago, I have joined the organization called The Ex Muslims of North America (EXMNA).  This organization is a community organization where Ex Muslims in different parts of North America host networkingbonding events.  The networking events can vary: from getting together and having drinks to skiing together.  It is all about creating friendships and solidarity. Click for more!

When A 4th Grade Class Read a Book And Thought Their Teacher Was An Actual Witch

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When I was in 4th grade my teacher read this famous children’s book to our class: The Witches By Roald Dahl.  The book is about a young boy who spends time with his grandmother and learned about real life witches from her.  He even learned how to spot a real witch through a collection of symptoms.

In this list of symptoms, there were a few physical characteristics that really stuck to the memory of my classmates and I.  Witches were bald, with large nostrils and hated children. Click for more!

Girl Catfishes Her Cheating Dad Then Falls For Him (NSFW)

Warning: Strong Explicit Language.

I am not sure if this is a hoax.  But you have to read this.  This is really crazy.

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Just think about the irony and how weird this is.  This young woman was so emotionally invested in her alter ego conversing with her father she convinced herself her alter ego was real.  She then fully immersed her romantic life into this alter ego and fell for the alter ego’s love interest.  Isn’t this SO insane?

 

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Predicting The Regressive Left’s Response to the OSU Attacks

Earlier today a young man named Abdul Razak Artan attacked civilians in the Ohio State University Campus.  He attacked and injured 9 people with a butcher knife before he was killed by the Police.  As of this moment, the authorities are still investigating whether it was an act of terrorism.

I came across this captioned photo of Abdul in social media.

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The Stoner’s Version of Creationism

Warning: The following has disturbing language and drug use.

This is inspired by a conversation with my cousin few years ago while we weren’t exactly sober.  I just remembered it recently and decided to share it with you all.

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The Marijuana God

*Hits Blunt*

So in the beginning, there was just Allah/God.  God was really bored so he created the heavens, angels etc.  Then after much sampling of different trees/plants he created, he created a special tree: marijuana. Click for more!