The Stoner’s Version of Creationism

Warning: The following has disturbing language and drug use.

This is inspired by a conversation with my cousin few years ago while we weren’t exactly sober.  I just remembered it recently and decided to share it with you all.

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The Marijuana God

*Hits Blunt*

So in the beginning, there was just Allah/God.  God was really bored so he created the heavens, angels etc.  Then after much sampling of different trees/plants he created, he created a special tree: marijuana. Click for more!

Episode 23: Chat With Ex-Muslim Awesta Khalid

Below is my chat with Awesta Khalid.  He has been a former believer for ten years and has recently begun to speak out on behalf of Ex-Muslims.

You can find Awesta’s information below:

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The Imaginary Friend of Faithful Muslims (Or Captor?)

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Child with Imaginary Friend, From Psych2Go

As the oldest sibling there were a few years in my early childhood that I had nobody to play with. So I would run from one end of my parents’ apartment to the next fighting with my imaginary friends.  Boy was I good at martial arts… in my own imagination of course.

We would play power Rangers. I would even lose the battle sometimes and “die.” This is all on home video footage and it’s a very cute memory. It certainly influences my imagination for the rest of my life and even today.

I was 2-5 years old. Click to continue reading!